Vacation Help

Judge · 04-03-2009, 06:19 PM

I know there are many members who are planning a trip to Arkansas this Summer so I have compiled some helpful terms to help you understand the locals.

Artery.....The Study of Paintings
Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria
Colic.....sheep dog
Dilate....To live long
Enema...Not a friend
Labor Pain....get hurt at work
Morbid...A higher offer than I bid
NitrAtes.....Cheaper than day rates
Node...I knew it
Pelvis....second cousin to Elvis
Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery
Seizure.....Roman Emperor
Terminal Illness..getting sick at the Airport
Tumor.....more than one

Just thought I'd pass a few along. This should help some.

DarkStorm · 04-06-2009, 07:10 PM

Lol those are pretty funny

louistheloach · 04-06-2009, 10:07 PM

judge,

those are very funny.......

ltl

RJRofFL · 04-07-2009, 06:12 PM

Excellent, Judge.

Will be very helpful when I visit.

Jay · 04-07-2009, 06:33 PM

Bob...

There is something wrong with the giraffe

RJRofFL · 04-07-2009, 07:37 PM

Jay.

There is nothing wrong with him. He is just rolling on the floor laughing (ROFL) because he is reading my reply of:

ARK - CAN - SAW = (Arkansas.)

Bob

P.S. OK. It was kind of "corny."

gregpape23 · 04-07-2009, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay

Bob...

There is something wrong with the giraffe

hahahahaha
The giraffe population will suffer dearly.
Unless of course Noah can get that other giraffe to somehow become asexual. I mean come on, if he can find two of every animal in the world, then this giraffe problem is a quick-fix.

And Bob, for an embarrassingly long time I was pronouncing it 'Arkancut??'.