Need a Little Humor?

[RJRofFL]

1. When I die, I want to go like my grandfather.....who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car!
--Author unknown

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author unknown

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There is a support group for that. It's called Everybody, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
--Johnny Carson

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
--W.C. Fields

[Jay]

He is Back

Will be playing this room all week

[Judge]

What can I say but ABOUT TIME. We have missed your great humor and way with words BOB.

[RJRofFL]

Thank you to Jay and Judge for that truly warm and welcoming intro to my comedy act.

I am in awe at the tremendous talent that flows from the members of this great forum.

I feel certain that when he finishes his sold out singing engagement in Las Vegas, that Jay will entertain us with his rendition of "Moon River"

And Judge will indeed show us how she became a finalist on "Dancing With The Stars"

As well as UncleJed performing his magic tricks, Live4Fish performing his high wire act and Greg with his dare-devil death-defying motocycle feats.
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And of course, Loman with his ventriloquist act.

The talent just flows and I'm delighted to be in such great company. This forum is and always has been known for it's friendliness, and nothing says friendliness better than talent and humor.